I guess the idea behind this, is to post relevent, up to date info that potentially has a crucial effect on the human race. Or to let you know when I have a new brand of eraser in stock. It's all good.



Surreal Day.
Police Officer..
"Do you have a box frame? I want to make a picture of a cervix to give as a leaving present to my colleague"

The list of the strangest things to be asked for in an art shop grows longer.

Along with: Dog Food {my favourite}. Travelling Iron. Charcoal Briquettes. Metal Coathangers. The Bible. Tiling Grout. Dulux {"Well, you stock paint, don't you?"}. Now comes Gorilla Glue..."Because it expands as it dries and will make a perfect cervix".





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